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hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

(Source: ghostfawns, via pizza)

— 16 hours ago with 371049 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

LAST CHANCE: The biggest discount ever at Wicked Clothes!

Just because you’re so wonderful, use coupon code ‘TAXDAY’ to get 30% OFF, which will expire later tonight! It doesn’t stack with any other coupons or free shipping, but it is the largest discount we’ve ever offered. 

Hurry and order now!

(Source: wickedclothes, via dykeosaurss)

— 16 hours ago with 12380 notes
"I told her I’d wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who’d give me a ride home."
― Jarod Kintz (via psych-quotes)

(via psych-quotes)

— 16 hours ago with 3389 notes
thatscienceguy:

The Atlas Moth, Attacus Atlas - The largest moth in the world

thatscienceguy:

The Atlas Moth, Attacus Atlas - The largest moth in the world

(via stalkedprincess)

— 16 hours ago with 35642 notes
one year from now

i will have two degrees

go me

— 16 hours ago with 2 notes

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

(via orionslegend)

— 16 hours ago with 72604 notes

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

image

(via snazty)

— 16 hours ago with 86461 notes